Photo Mode: Fully implemented. There is currently nothing in the game to photograph. Players are photographing the inner loading screen. It is now the most-shared image of the year.
Fast Travel Season Pass: A monthly subscription granting fast travel to locations that do not yet exist. Our best-selling tier. Zero uses recorded. Universal ownership achieved.
Changed
World map expanded beyond the distance light has travelled since development began. Crossing it on foot now takes an estimated 41 real-time years. We consider this a feature and, frankly, a flex.
Known Issues
The inner loading screen now renders in 8K to accommodate the tote bag market. We do not run the tote bag market. Investigation ongoing.