Fixed: The producer trapped in the character creator since March has pressed "Begin" and exited. This issue is resolved. He is not. He has a beard now.
Changed
Preston NPCs have collectively built a functioning settlement, complete with a mayor and zoning laws, and now issue quest markers to the development team requesting our assistance. Reclassified from "critical bug" to "emergent narrative" to "our landlords."
Sheila (weather AI) promoted to Chief Meteorological Officer. Quarterly earnings are now delivered as a five-day forecast. Q2 outlook: partly cloudy with a strong chance of Skyrim.
Reverted
Reverted: We attempted to revert a change this week. It reverted the revert. The change is now in a superposition of applied and un-applied. QA has been advised not to observe it directly.