Live Service Update · v0.0.11

Official Patch Notes

Waiting Room Update
v0.0.11 July 7, 2026
Added
  • Guard voice line — "Hm.": Delivered by a two-time Academy Award winner. Consumed the entire audio budget. Worth it.
  • New radiant dialogue line — "You must be new here": Now spoken by all NPCs, to the player, to each other, and occasionally to themselves in empty rooms. Not a bug. Please do not report it.

Changed
  • Voice acting consolidated: The remaining 81,000 speaking roles are now performed by one intern (Greg). Variants include "Greg doing a voice" and "Greg with a cold." His range has not expanded. Ours has.

Fixed
  • Fixed: An Oblivion-trained AI innkeeper (designation: "Sheila") was answering every question by restating the current weather. She still does this. It is now a feature. Sheila knows only the weather. Sheila is at peace.

Reverted
  • Reverted: Removal of the legacy arrow-to-the-knee line. The line has filed for reinstatement, citing tenure. Legal is monitoring. The line has, alarmingly, retained counsel.