Live Service Update · v0.0.10

Official Patch Notes

Waiting Room Update
v0.0.10 June 30, 2026
Added
  • Second Whiteboard (Blank): A new, deliberately empty whiteboard has been added to the Waiting Room. Interacting with it does nothing. This is the point. Rated our most "immersive" feature by a focus group that did not understand the assignment.
  • Twelfth cave: The entity formerly known as "Dave's Boat" has been patched into the cave registry. Cave count: 12. No boats remain in the build. There were never any boats. Please update your memories accordingly.

Changed
  • Fog difficulty rebalanced: "Just Fog" mode is now the recommended default. The other modes remain available for players who insist on "seeing things."
  • Legendary Shout rank is now capped at six (6) consecutive hours following an incident in a hospital parking lot. We regret nothing except the restraining order.

Known Issues
  • Janet's blank whiteboard-shaped cake cannot be selected, eaten, or fully comprehended. It is not a bug. It may be the game.