Hey everyone. Todd. Genuinely shaking as I write this.
Procurement said Q3 2029. It came Tuesday. The second whiteboard is here. It is blank. It is enormous. Nobody on the team is willing to be the first to draw on it — the pressure is immense. Dave approached it once, held up a marker, and then quietly sat back down. We have decided to leave it blank for now, as a monument to potential. HR has classified it as "a wellness feature."
Update on the Cybertruck edition: it has been pulled from certification after a customer fus-ro-dah'd their horn continuously for six hours in a hospital parking lot. He achieved Legendary Shout rank. He also achieved a noise complaint and a restraining order. We are proud and concerned in equal measure.
The sweetroll's appeal has been granted an expedited hearing. Our legal team is "cautiously stale." I have been advised to say nothing further, so: dragons are still confirmed. Good night.
As always — it just works.