Live Service Update · v0.0.8

Official Patch Notes

Waiting Room Update
v0.0.8 June 16, 2026
Added
  • Second whiteboard support: The Waiting Room can now render up to two (2) whiteboards simultaneously. Performance impact is negligible. Cave count is not.
  • Cybertruck Companion Mode: Honking your real vehicle now triggers a Thu'um in the Waiting Room. We cannot legally recommend using this feature. We have also not disabled it.
  • The Fog™: Fog density increased by 200%. The fog is now its own selectable difficulty. "Just Fog" mode removes all other game elements. Early reviews are glowing.

Fixed
  • Fixed: Janet's laminated cake was clipping through the lobby display case. Cake has been re-anchored. The "11.11" icing now renders at full subatomic detail, which we previously promised hardware could not handle. Hardware has caught up. We are as surprised as you.
  • Fixed: The sweetroll's legal counsel was appearing in the credits as a playable character. This was unintentional and is the subject of a separate lawsuit.

Known Issues
  • Eleven caves now load on startup. Loading the twelfth cave (which Dave insists is a boat) causes the server to briefly question its purpose. Investigating.
  • Starfield continues to exist. We are aware. No fix is planned because it is not, technically, a bug.