Added

• Skyrim: Samsung Microwave Edition entered closed beta. Requires Platinum Equine Safety Pass to access. Cooking a sweetroll takes 11 real-world minutes.
• New lore-friendly anomaly: Players clipping through the floor during character creation are now canonically ascending to Aetherius. No fix planned.

Fixed

• Fixed: The word "definitely" has been removed from all release window statements. Legal advised this. Strongly.