New status indicator: The server status ticker now includes "Todd is in a meeting" as a persistent background state that runs concurrently with all other statuses.
Lore entry added:The Waiting Room Itself — a new in-universe location described as a "pocket realm of Oblivion inhabited by the hopeful and the chronologically displaced."
Radiant Queue System: Your estimated wait time is now dynamically generated based on how many Skyrim ports are currently in active development. Current estimate: 7 ports, 23 years.
Known Issues
Some users report the countdown timer causes existential dread. This is by design and will not be patched.
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