Live Service Update · v0.0.0-alpha

Official Patch Notes

Internal Alpha
v0.0.0-alpha April 7, 2026
Added
  • The idea of a game: Confirmed internally. Shared in a meeting. Three people clapped. One was asleep. The clapping woke them up. They also clapped. Morale is high.
  • Working title registered: The Elder Scrolls VII: [REDACTED]. The subtitle is so good we are protecting it with our lives. It may or may not rhyme with "Hammerfell."

Known Issues
  • The game consists entirely of intention at this stage. Intention has no collision detection. No fix planned for at least a decade.
  • Several members of the team asked if we could "just reskin Skyrim again." This feedback has been logged, considered, and partially acted upon. Skyrim: Napkin Edition ships Q3 2026.